Mt Trashmore's Unoffical Water Bottle.

Let’s be honest—you’re not just buying a water bottle. You’re buying a badge of hydration honor. This Nalgene bottle is basically a mini, portable life coach that reminds you to stay hydrated (because we all know that once you finish that coffee, it’s straight to the desert). Whether you’re climbing mountains or just walking to your car, this bottle is there to keep your fluids in check while making you look like you’ve got your life together.

Features:

• 32oz of hydration power—perfect for pretending you’re an outdoorsy type without actually leaving the couch.
• BPA-free, because plastic should be as healthy as your new year’s resolution (which you're definitely sticking to this year, right?).
• Dishwasher safe for those days when “washing by hand” sounds like a bad reality show.
• Built-in carry loop so you can easily take your water, your confidence, and your “I’m definitely prepared for anything” attitude with you.

Perfect for hiking, biking, or just flexing in the gym with your 32oz of liquid ambition. Fill it up, drink up, and be the hydration hero you were always meant to be!